it's been awhile...
3:03 p.m. - 2004-04-22
I felt dumb at the 0b/gyn today because I completely forgot how to pee in a cup. I totally peed all over my hand.
The nurse asked me, "Do you drink, smoke or take any drugs?" I said, "No, why you do you have anything?"
The dr. said, "So, how's the sex life?" I said, "Nonexistent."
When I was leaving, the receptionist was telling me how to go get a mamm0gram (I am just at THAT age, okay?). Then she told me my blouse was open. I said, "Well, I am just ready for my mamm0gram now!"