Hold please...
6:08 p.m. - 2004-03-30
Yeah I want to submit my idea for an invention. Here it goes: The Bacon Sleeve. You wear it while you're putting bacon in the pan so that you don't get hot grease popping on you and burning the shit out of you.
I forgot to tell the best story about Saturday, and it has to do with orgasms. Tune in next time...
Also, I got in an argument with my dental hygenist. She was pissed because I was late. Then she felt bad and kissed my ass the whole time. I don't know what's worse.
And just now while I was writing this, I burned the bacon. Plus, there was a small flash fire.