Family reunion summary
8:18 p.m. - 2003-05-25
Number of times my mom used the word "biggie" (as in, "Look at that building. It's a biggie." and "Her wedding looks like it was a biggie."):9,899. Number of times I had to mediate arguments between my 74 year old mom and my 5 year old daughter: 6+. Number of times I had to pull over car due to aforementioned fighting: 1. Amount of money I left with: $40.00. Amount of money I returned with: $45.00. Amount of phone charges for internet use in the hotel room: $40+!! Worst insult my mom dealt me: Me: "Alyssa is not going to have a boyfriend." Her: "HA! Look who's talking." Number of times people asked me what the hell is wrong with my mother: 5.