I hate myself for loving you
2:21 p.m. - 2004-01-21
Have you ever wanted your kid to shut up so much, and they are screaming at you at the top of their lungs...and they are hitting at you...and they are getting you wet because they are in the shower...and then you take the soapy, scrunchy thing that you're washing them with and you shove it in their mouth? You haven't? Oh. Never mind, then.