Jessica
3:51 p.m. - 2003-10-23
A new reader of mine (doesn't that sound pompous!) has asked me why I wished I was Jessica Simpson. I had to ponder the answer to this carefully, and I have a list.
Why I Wish I Was Jessica Simpson:
because she has a Louis Vitton bag
because her husband is fine ASS fine
because she is rich ASS rich
because she has a hot body
because she's young
Uhhh that's pretty much it.