Mother Joy
7:30 p.m. - 2003-04-09
Now that Joy has been crowned 'the flower of every boby' (sic), I'm a little distressed. I'm worried that she's going to get a little too big for her britches. Who can blame her for that? I mean, imagine being the Flower of Every Boby. It's almost like you breastfeed the world with a milk and honey mixture. It's an honorable title. The challenge is remaining friends with the Flower of Every Boby. The publicity alone could distance us.