This. Is. Me.

If...
7:25 p.m. - 2003-01-27

If you had to name the one place (besides bed) that you have masturbated most, where would it be

The bathroom floor.

If you could improve your sex life in one way, how would you do it?

I would make myself able to have orgasms with other people besides myself.

If someone were to seduce you in a foreign language, which would you chose?

Spanish

If you had to name the person who has been most deceived by their mate, who would you select?

His name is Jim.

If you were the opposite sex for a year, what one sexual thing would you never do with a lover?

Eat at the Y.

If you could choose the music at your own funeral, what would it be, and who would play it?

Well, I decided to pick one; however, there are so many I would like played. I think I will constantly refer back to this question all week.

Here's tonight's pick:

YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT

(M. Jagger/K. Richards)

Choir:

I saw her today at the reception

A glass of wine in her hand

I knew she would meet her connection

At her feet was her footloose man

No, you can't always get what you want

You can't always get what you want

And if you try sometime you find

You get what you need

I saw her today at the reception

A glass of wine in her hand

I knew she was gonna meet her connection

At her feet was her footloose man

You can't always get what you want

But if you try sometimes you might find

You get what you need

Oh yeah, hey hey hey, oh....

And I went down to the demonstration

To get my fair share of abuse

Singing, "We're gonna vent our frustration

If we don't we're gonna blow a 50-amp fuse"

Sing it to me now...

You can't always get what you want

But if you try sometimes well you just might find

You get what you need

Oh baby, yeah, yeah!

I went down to the Chelsea drugstore

To get your prescription filled

I was standing in line with Mr. Jimmy

And man, did he look pretty ill

We decided that we would have a soda

My favorite flavor, cherry red

I sung my song to Mr. Jimmy

Yeah, and he said one word to me, and that was "dead"

I said to him

You can't always get what you want, no!

You can't always get what you want (tell ya baby)

You can't always get what you want (no)

But if you try sometimes you just might find

You get what you need

Oh yes! Woo!

You get what you need--yeah, oh baby!

Oh yeah!

I saw her today at the reception

In her glass was a bleeding man

She was practiced at the art of deception

Well I could tell by her blood-stained hands

You can't always get what you want

But if you try sometimes you just might find

You just might find

You get what you need

You can't always get what you want (no, no baby)

You can't always get what you want

But if you try sometimes you just might find

You just might find

You get what you need, ah yes...

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