What the hell?
9:44 p.m. - 2002-12-08
I was using my Waterpik this past Saturday morning. All this STUFF started coming out of my mouth. I was really freaking out! I was like, "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?!?" Then I remembered I had just eaten cinnamon toast...oh...which was the whole reason why I was using the Waterpik...oh. The memory span of a goldfish is 3 seconds. My memory span is from the table to the bathroom sink.